(We're at the bus stop.)

Me: I spy… something red.

The Chicken: Is it that stoplight?

Me: No.

Chicken: Is it… that car's taillights?

Me: No.

Chicken: That other car's taillights?

Me: None of them. It's not taillights.

Chicken: Um… uh… can you give me a hint?

Me: It's that Coke machine over there.

Chicken: Dad! I wanted a hint, I didn't want you to tell me!

Me: Ok, alright. Do you want a hint?

Chicken: Yeah!

Me: It's the same size and shape as that Coke machine over there.

Chicken: Is it… that Coke machine over there?

Me: Wow. Amazing. How did you know?