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Tag archives for ice cream
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Great magical powers
The Bunny: If I had magic powers, I'd change this pillow into ice cream.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Bunny's Greatest Hits, Vol 1
The scene: a little over six years ago, The Bunny is very pregnant, we're on the way home from shopping.
Bunny: Sweetie?
Me: Yeah?
Bunny: Can you swing through Dairy Queen on the way home?
Me: Sure.
(A few minutes later we're at the drive-thru speaker box.)
DQ Chick: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?
Me: What do you want?
Bunny: A dozen cherry dilly bars.
(I turn to the speaker box. She tugs my sleeve. I look back at her.)
Bunny: And a dozen fudge nut bars.
(I turn. She tugs.)
Bunny: And a large Oreo blizzard.
(Tug, tug.)
Bunny: And a peanut buster parfait.
(Tug, tug.)
Bunny: And you can get something for you too.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Very smartassed, but still fun
So we went out for ice cream tonight, right? The Bunny got a Brownie Earthquake. For some reason or another, the great minds at DQ have decided that particular frozen treat needs a lid that twists, rather than just snaps into place.
So Bunny is wrestling with this thing for a moment and getting usually perturbed by it. She hands it to me and asks "Can you get this? Apparently I'm a total fucking fuckup."
I nonchalantly untwisted the lid and handed it back to her. I then said "Since you called yourself a total fucking fuckup first, is it ok that I call you that now?"
Of course I meant this in jest, but still she was… displeased.