I have a subscription to Playboy. The Bunny bought it for me. A while ago I noticed what I liked most about the magazine is the jokes and cartoons. We decided to let the subscription lapse. It seems like a long time has passed since we decided that so every month I'm surprised to see a new issue in the mail. I'm very pleased to have the current issue because if I didn't, I would have missed out on a real oddity.

The current covergirl is Kristine Lefebvre from "The Apprentice: L.A." I love the pictorials of D-List celebrities and this one is no exception, although for a very different reason. Lefebvre is striking, but what really caught my eye is her tramp stamp.

Image credit: Stephen Wayda, Playboy Magazine

What the hell is that? Is that… ? Wait, what? Let's enlarge it. (Apologies for compression artifacts… not my scan. These low-quality jpegs aren't nearly as clear as I'd like.)

Is that… an explosion? A multi-tiered mushroom cloud? Maybe it's just me, but I find the mental image of things exploding out of this woman's ass to be the very antithesis of sexy. I'd have to pass on the atomic assplosion woman.