Ever since he first saw the preview, The Kid has been all charged up to see Herbie Fully Loaded. For the past few days Girlfriend and I have been talking about taking him to see it. When she was at my office this afternoon, we made plans to take him this evening. So 5:30 rolled around and she swings by my office to pick me up… with her nieces. Not really part of the plan. One kid at the movies isn't a big deal. Three kids at the movies is something else entirely. Unusually, things worked out well enough that it's not worth talking about it anymore. So on with the review!

The movie previews made the new Herbie look cute, but not like anything actually interesting. It seemed like just about any other bland family movie targeting the elementary school demographic. And the previews were right on the money. The movie was exactly like that. You don't need a review. You've already seen this movie many times.

Instead of talking about the movie itself, I'm going to talk about the movie's two big stars: Lindsay Lohan's breasts.

The twins' already impressive presence is enhanced by the fact that they're the only real standouts in an otherwise mediocre movie. These two completely stole the show. They lit up the screen every time they were on camera. I swear, the theater actually seemed to brighten when the twins were visible.

Here are a few stills of the stars in action:

Here are the twins posing for a photo after graduating boobie college. I loved this part. It's so appropriate of Disney to showcase how important higher education is to young breasts.

Here are Lindsay Lohan's breasts suited up for racing. They really showed amazing composure in these scenes. It can't be easy for them to breathe while being smothered under that protective equipment.

And here we see two of the supporting actors taking the twins for a walk while enjoying a few tasty, refreshing, and gratuitously placed Pepsis.

In one of the more casual scenes, here we see the twins relaxed and natural.

Here we see Lindsay Lohan's breasts after washing Herbie. The twins really look like they're having a good time, don't they? Who says you can't have fun on the job?

Lindsay Lohan's breasts have also really ramped up their acting abilities for this movie. They heaved more convincingly than in their previous outings. Their jiggling seemed more accomplished, more stately even. These two young actresses are really maturing. If they keep improving like this, they have the potential to become the best in Hollywood.