Tag archives for lost

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Lost

We just started watching Lost season 1 today. We're three episodes in. It seems like Locke knows a lot more than he's saying.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

How the hell did that happen?

One of the greatest (currently) unaddressed issues in WordPress is that there's no way to moderate user registrations. There are only two settings: anyone can register themselves (the administrator will be notified) and only the administrator creates registrations. There's no in between and no hooks for changing this with a plugin. I leave registrations open so new readers can create an account whenever they want. The problem is that spam bots will also generate registrations. I get three or four spam bots trying to register each week.

If the user name or e-mail isn't obviously spammy, I'll send an e-mail asking for confirmation. If I don't get that confirmation (and I rarely do), then I know it's spam. Here are the e-mails from the latest instance.

The automatic notification:

New user registration on your blog A Feast of Crumbs:
Username: John Doe
E-mail: nondescriptmail@majorisp.com

 
My challenge:

Hi!

Are you a spam bot?

I get a lot of bogus registrations. If you do not respond to this message, I will assume yours is one of them and will delete your account.

 
The registrant's response to my challenge:

No I'm not a spam bot. Don't even know what that is. I just got this card from Philip Morris to sign for savings and coupouns for my smokes. I went to the web site it said to and this is where I ended up. So if I'm on the wrong site pllease let me know so I can get to where I need to be. I smoke Marlboros and have for 30 plus years. I just would like to get some coupons mailed to me.

Thanx John

 
Next from me:

Oh! Somehow you ended way offtrack, friend. You registered on my blog at feastofcrumbs.com. I think what you're looking for is http://www.smokersignup.com/ That's where you sign up for coupons for Philip Morris products.

 
Next from him:

Hey, Thanx alot friend. I appreciate the info.

 

Wow. Dude was really lost. I should have asked for his credit card number to confirm his age.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

You know…

…it's very disconcerting to have your little sister call for directions in the middle of the night because she got lost on bad roads in a snowstorm and have her cell phone cut out while talking to her. It's even more disconcerting to have your callback go to voice mail.

Should this happen to you, you might feel guilty if you leave a voice mail asking if she's dead.

Just saying.