Me: Hey, Meat Loaf is on the Today show.

The Bunny: Yeah?

Me: He's still cool.

Bunny: I'm not sure "cool" is the word I'd use.

Me: He was always kind of tubby and goofy, but at least he used to be a fireball rock 'n roller.

Bunny: When did you first become attracted to Meat Loaf? Was it after you saw his boobs in Fight Club?

(pause)

Me: Those are his "bitch tits."