If you're anything at all like me, you're constantly prowling the internet looking for examples of other people being really, really stupid. Stupid people make me feel good about myself. Miss Teen South Carolina makes me feel so good, I'm like Superman on heroin.

I feel like now I need to celebrate or something. Public assery like that comes along less often than holidays.

Props (and love and sloppy kisses) to Bunny for encouraging me to look for this.