Oh Fish he is a fish
A green guy with a sign
A copout of a picture
By sheer lack of design

I was hooked when I read of the FIB
Of Lazy-Eyed Nottie and Lazy Roomie
I waited for Fish to finally confess
That he nailed that stupid fat Indian mess

Of course no confession did I ever hear
He maintained his position of staying way clear
One day I read of a strange adopted sister
What did you say?? You nailed Nottie… Mister?

Yes Ann Coulter tossed his salad he says
And Married Man taught of the Dirty Sanchez
Fish's blogs are a trip in all of their forms
With all his haikus and comments in swarms

Fish says he's never received his own ode
So here is an Ode to a guy named fish…