[Last night]

The Chicken: Ooh, Dad! Turn back a page!

Me: No, buddy, it's late enough. We need to finish this quickly so you can get to sleep.

Chicken: Dad, I saw Santa's reindeer!

Me: No you didn't.

Chicken: Yes I did! Turn back and I'll show you.

Me: Those weren't reindeer.

Chicken: Yeah, then what were they?

Me: Raccoons.

Chicken: There aren't any raccoons in Christmas stories!

Me: Sure there are.

Chicken: Nuh-uh!

Me: Haven't you ever heard the legend of the magical Christmas raccoons?

Chicken: … … … for real?

Me: heh.

Chicken: Dad! Quit teasing me!