For the past few days I've wanted to write a real post. I haven't because I either haven't had the time when I've thought of something or I haven't been able to think of something when I've had the time. This moment is one of the latter. So, when all else fails — bullet points.

• The school year is over now. This is a mixed blessing. Without needing to get The Chicken up for school and off to the bus stop, I get an extra hour or so of sleep in the morning. But because Chicken is home all day, Bunny is awake with him during the day and sleeping during the evening. So I don't get to see her much on weekdays.

• I've been playing around with a Lifestream page. Sorting out those time stamps is a colossal pain in the ass, but this might actually be enough for me to give last.fm another go.

• Fucking Paris Hilton. Three days in jail? Gimme a fucking break. Let's riot!

  I don't have sources because I didn't save any links, but I read several things about this. First, she was sent home "for medical reasons." My thought: what, they can't treat chlamydia and cocaine withdrawal in the jail infirmary? Next I read she was sent home for mental health reasons. My thought: what, whiner baby found jail too depressing? And finally I read that the sheriff of LA County might not have had the authority to send her home and the LA city attorney is trying to toss her ass back in a cell.

  There may be a tiny shred of hope for this yet. If not, we can still riot later.

• Um… uh…

• Three fucking bullet points? That's all I can muster? Wow, I suck lately.