Which means it's bacon cheeseburger day at the pasty shop.
Today the knockers will definitely get their offering.
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Thursday, January 5, 2006
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Two things
1. Bacon cheeseburger pasties are still really good. But today I chose not appease the knockers. And it's not like I should still worry about the arsenic.
2. More Elton John. That song "Tiny Dancer" is fantastic. It's incredible. It's 30 years old, and I still dig it. But it's a lot more fun when you replace "Tiny Dancer" with "Tony Danza."
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza… count the headlights on the highway… lay me down on sheets of linen… you had a busy day today…"
PS - Just because I want Tony Danza to hold me does not mean I like the dick.
Thursday, December 8, 2005
Things are improving
Through the timely aid of a bacon cheeseburger pasty, my day is looking up.
That's not paste-E, as in the things Marriedman wears on his plate nipples, but pass-tee. It's food. And damn good food at that.
And yes, I remembered to appease the knockers too.
I'm still working on the rest, but at least now my ass and mouth are both happy.
I'm getting more gay by the minute, aren't I?