(At the bank, I'm being attended by "Saltine.")

Keeks: I have a very important question for you guys.

Me: Yeah?

Keeks: Where have all the cowboys gone?

Saltine: I will wash the dishes.

Keeks: While you go have a beer.

Saltine: Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie son?

Me: You ever notice the disdain dripping from her voice when sings that one line?

Saltine: heh, yeah.

Me: "I will wash the dishes, while you go have a beeeeer!"

Keeks: haha!

Saltine: Whatever happened to the Paula Cole Band?

Me: What?

Saltines: That's what they were called. The Paula Cole Band.

Me: I think they died on Dawson's Creek.

Keeks: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah. That was one of the… uh, lost episodes.