In the space of about ten minutes, Sister and I reached the following conclusions:

• Sister's boss wants to be Madonna. (Her boss is male.)

• Keeks also wants to be Madonna.

• Sister works with Rasputin. (She's been shot, stabbed, burned, hanged, electrocuted, and poisoned. She still won't quit.)

• The word "snatch" will make Sister giggle every time it's spoken.

• Sister wants to be a "wanking assistant."

• I like number two.

• The Animatrix has one of the coolest soundtracks ever.

• Marriedman's photo is indeed authentic, therefore he is indeed a hottie.

• Sister has lost her nipples in an unfortunate frostbite incident.

• My five year-old son is a pimp.

And this was just ten minutes. Imagine all the shit we come up with on a typical Friday night.