The surest path to fast, quality service is bribery. Mm… free pizza…
Tag archives for pizza
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Why did none of you tell me?
Why did none of you tell me BBQ chicken pizza is so good? Man, I thought y'all had my back.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Feast!
The Chicken and I just made pizza together. In ten minutes, we feast!
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Pizza!
We often accept gratuities from people who insist on paying us for things we normally do for free by saying "Well, if you'd like to make a donation to our pizza fund…" Today we're finally having pizza.
Monday, March 20, 2006
It's a nice convenience…
…that Domino's puts those little computer-generated stickers on their delivery boxes. The sticker is dated, so I have the best possible information at hand when I decide whether or not to re-heat a slice of that six day old pizza.