I have a subscription to Playboy. The Bunny bought it for me. A while ago I noticed what I liked most about the magazine is the jokes and cartoons. We decided to let the subscription lapse. It seems like a long time has passed since we decided that so every month I'm surprised to see a new issue in the mail. I'm very pleased to have the current issue because if I didn't, I would have missed out on a real oddity.
The current covergirl is Kristine Lefebvre from "The Apprentice: L.A." I love the pictorials of D-List celebrities and this one is no exception, although for a very different reason. Lefebvre is striking, but what really caught my eye is her tramp stamp.
Image credit: Stephen Wayda, Playboy Magazine
What the hell is that? Is that… ? Wait, what? Let's enlarge it. (Apologies for compression artifacts… not my scan. These low-quality jpegs aren't nearly as clear as I'd like.)
Is that… an explosion? A multi-tiered mushroom cloud? Maybe it's just me, but I find the mental image of things exploding out of this woman's ass to be the very antithesis of sexy. I'd have to pass on the atomic assplosion woman.
posted at 05/20/2007 04:06 pm : Permalink
Categorized Photo foolishness : Tagged Kristine Lefebvre, Playboy, tattoo
In no particular order, ten signs I'm well on my way to middle age:
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I still want to change the world, but I long ago stopped fooling myself that I could.
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Seeing scantily-clad women now has a completely different effect on me. Although I'm still aroused, the dominant thought has become "Doesn't she respect herself?"
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I'm nostalgic for the way girls wore their jeans in 1988.
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I still read Playboy, only now I really do read the articles.
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I frequently find myself wondering, "What are their parents thinking?"
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When I see student drivers, I'm constantly amazed that they're old enough to be behind the wheel.
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I'm currently reading Chuck Klosterman's Fargo Rock City, his memoirs on growing up in the heavy metal 80s. Not only do I own every album he's mentioned so far, but I can really relate to his reasoning behind ideas like "Poison is the penultimate 80s band."
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I still think "A film by John Hughes" is the mark of quality entertainment.
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The security cameras at gas stations always seem positioned to perfectly capture snap shots of my thinning hair.
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I can remember a time when I actually owned a leisure suit.
posted at 04/12/2006 11:24 am : Permalink
Categorized General : Tagged Chuck Klosterman, John Hughes, leisure suit, Playboy