Quote of the day: "I'm not negative, I just hate everything."

Quote of the day: "Pull my finger! Come on, pull my finger! Please? Ok, I'll pull my own finger."

Quote of the day (yesterday): "…and then I was all like 'OMG, dude! Keep your cat's ass away from me!' "

Quote of the day: "Ahh! Scary man took my cheese!"

Quote of the day: "…and that's why I'm happy I don't have a brain!"

Quote of the day (well, yesterday): my niece Catherine: "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot!"

Quote of the day, from Goat: "It has an excessively long unit."

Quote of the day: "If you've ever wanted to be worshiped and feared by a tribe of cartoon cat-bunnies… wait, what am I saying, 'if?' "

Quote of the day: "I'll bet God has really good lawyers."

Quote of the day: "I've been sexually harassed! Give me a cookie and we'll call it even."