Tag archives for semantics

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Sauce for the goose

I know I'm a few days late and so I've now passed into the realm of "are people still talking about this?" but this is still on my mind, so I'm going to talk about it anyway. Apparently Dog the Bounty Hunter is a racist meathead. I really could not care less about that. However, I do care about his crucifixion. That part is fascinating.

Do you know the story? I've only skimmed articles, because it's really not that interesting, so I only think I know what's going on. As I understand it, Dog's son has/had a girlfriend who just so happens to be black. This displeases Dog. In a telephone conversation (tape recorded and released to the public by Dog's son), Dog told his boy he had to break up with the young woman because she's black.

And Dog dropped the N-bomb.

Gasp!

Before going farther, let's clarify. Dog is a racist meathead. That much I do not dispute. But who cares what the hell he thinks? The guy has a hair cut that screams "I own every Great White album ever made, even the Japanese imports." I'm not going to hang a whole lot on his opinion. Besides… he's allowed to be racist. It's distasteful, but everyone is allowed their own opinions.

It doesn't bother me that A&E yanked his show over the incident. They're protecting their brand image. It's their right to yank any show at any time for any reason.

What gets under my skin is the attention paid to The N Word. Playing a frantic game of CYA, Dog himself said:

My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term.

 
I am so sick of this convoluted set of rules we're all trying to follow. Who can say nigger? When can they say it? In what context? To hell with it all.

Why is it ok when Ludacris says it, but not ok when Dog says it? And don't think it's because Ludacris is black and Dog is white. If Ludacris called Dog a honky or a blue-eyed devil or "The Man," no one would care. No one would care if Dog said those things either. It's all about The N Word, but only when a person who is not black says it.

Think about the movies you've seen, the books you've read and the songs you've heard. It's not unusual to find The N Word thrown around quite a bit by black people. It's socially unacceptable for any non-black person to ever say nigger, in any context. And yet it's ok for every black person to say it, in every context? That makes no damn sense at all.

If we have two sets of rules, one for black people and one for everyone else… isn't that the opposite of racial equality? Why does no one lose their mind when Luda says " 'cuz these niggas all up in my shit?" If it's ok for Luda to say it, it should be ok for Dog to say it too. If it's not ok for Dog, it shouldn't be ok for Luda either. Anything less than one single set of rules that applies to everyone is an impediment to true social justice.

Perhaps the most important element of this is one I've not yet mentioned. It's. Just. A. Word. Words like "nigger" continue to have power because we all choose to give them power.

During my lifetime, the word "bitch" has slowly evolved from a hateful term to one used as an all-purpose exclamation and even a term of endearment. If Archie Bunker had said bitch in 1973, there would have been an uproar. 30 years later no one cared how, or how many times, Matt LeBlanc said it on Friends.

We took all the power away from the word "bitch." The word has been completely emasculated, simply because we've all decided it doesn't hurt us anymore. Isn't it about time we do the same thing to "nigger?"

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Irony?

Is it ironic that the word "palindrome" is not itself a palindrome?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Is it just me…

Is it just me, or do you also find the term "gay American" really stupid? It feels like homosexuality is being described as an ethnicity.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Fish or fishes?

Does anyone else think it odd that it's correct in both grammar and convention to pluralize "fish" as either "fish" or "fishes?" No? Just me?

Friday, July 20, 2007

Analyze this. And that.

Ever notice the root word in "analyze" seems to be "anal?" I spend a lot of time analyzing stuff.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Iron, gold

Freedom is a word.
Freedom in a word,
or rather a series of them.

Therein lies the wonder:
the series of words
and how we connect them.

The words themselves
are affable little things,
knowing nothing of Love or Hate.

It's only when we wake them
and like oysters crack them open
to expose their pearls of possibility.

I think the words would prefer
to remain at rest,
potential instead of kinetic.

But we never let them rest.
Like the Great Apes we are,
we hunger for our tools.

More than knives and bullets
or feet and fists,
words are our tool for hurting.

Do the words hurt as we do
when, in anger,
we use them for such pain?

I think they do.
If they cannot slumber,
they must prefer to heal.

For they are indeed tools,
and not merely the weapons
we sometimes force them to be.

When used to heal,
words build bridges
to span oceans of misery.

Such is the way it goes
with my nights of iron
and my days of gold.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I love that!

For the first time in years, I heard one of my all time favorite words on television: haberdasher. It was a local commercial, too. "In the classic tradition of a haberdasher."

The world needs more haberdashers.

And in case I didn't mention it: haberdasher.

Monday, November 28, 2005

And while I'm on the subject…

What's the deal with Sony and product names nobody's quite sure how to pronounce? Vaio? Clie? Aibo? What the hell are they thinking?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Fish's unabridged dictionary

Stretchibitionist - n.

1. contraction of the words stretch and exhibitionist.
2. a person who goes to a health club not to exercise, but rather to wear tight clothes and stretch suggestively; normally done to attract a mate; closely related to the flexibitionist.

Example: "That Asian guy in the Speedo is such a stretchibitionist. He's standing at the edge of the pool 'loosening up' more than he's actually in the water. Which is creepy and gross, given that he's one of those rare people who is simultaneously thin and flabby."

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

A new contribution to the English language

Think about a face-to-face conversation you've had recently. Any conversation, it doesn't matter which.

No matter what was said, a great deal of your communication was non-verbal. As much as (or more than) the words you used, your body language, hand gestures, pitch, tone, inflection, and facial expression conveyed your meaning. If you asked a question, you didn't have to hold up a note card bearing a large ? for the listener to know you were asking a question.

Question marks, exclamation points, commas, parentheses and all their ilk are tools for the written language. They were all invented to transfer pitch and inflection and such to the written word.

Over the past ten years or so, the internet has accounted for an increasing percentage of our personal communication. Chat rooms, e-mail, instant messaging, personal web pages, and now blogs are all changing the way we converse and share ideas.

Most of us, me included, lack the professional-level mastery of the English language required to convey every subtle nuance of meaning using nothing more than simple text.

One thing in particular stands out in my mind. I have a hell of a time choosing exactly the right words that would differentiate being sarcastic from being a dick.

Mere mortals like us need assistance. We need new punctuation. We need… the snark mark.

Think of all the trouble a snark mark could prevent. Most of us would spent much less time explaining "but I was only teasing." We could say it right the first time, even if we're not all master wordsmiths.

So, I'm open to suggestions. What would make a good snark mark? If you have a suggestion, leave a comment. If we can reach any kind of consensus, I'll start using the new punctuation immediately. And I recommend you do the same. Obviously for this format, we'd have to appropriate a symbol that already exists but isn't used for much of anything. I'll start the ball rolling by suggesting this: Š (Alt+0138 on your number keypad. Go here for more Alt+ codes.)