…the day I box up shit to take back to the store.

You remember me telling you last week that my mother called looking for gift ideas for me? She suggested "Serenity." I told her I was planning on buying it that very day. She told me not to buy it, so that she could buy it for me instead.

Remember when I told you I'll lay odds I'd be buying Serenity for myself on the 26th?

It's the 26th. Guess what I bought myself this morning?

She wanted ideas for what to buy me for Christmas. I really don't want any gifts, so I protested. She was insistent.

She prodded me through a list of recently released DVDs until she had several possibilities.

When she suggested "Serenity" I told her I was going to go buy that one today. She told me not to. But then she continued digging possibilities anyway.

I'll lay odds that I'll be buying Serenity on the 26th.