This morning before I left for work I set my newsgroup reader to download new headers during the day. Back at home this evening, I sorted through all the new messages. Browsing through alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities, a name caught my eye.

Yeardly Smith.

"Where do I know that name?" I wondered. And then it hit me. Yeardly Smith is the voice of Lisa Simpson. I just had to check out those pictures.

Yeah, it turns out that was a big mistake. I will never look at Lisa Simpson the same again.