Last night I missed the new episode of Smallville and the Supernatural season premier. I'm so out of the habit of paying attention to TV.
Tag archives for Smallville
Friday, October 5, 2007
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Justice
I finally got a chance to watch the Smallville episode "Justice." It wasn't everything I'd hoped and dreamed, but it was pretty damn close.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Ah, fuckbuckets!
Ah, fuckbuckets! I was distracted by ginormous appliances and totally spaced the Smallville season premier last night.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Yeah, alright shut it
(Ran into my sister last night while shopping)
Sister: How you doin'?
Me: Yo.
(She points to my shopping bag)
Sister: What'd you buy?
Me: Want to see?
Sister: Show me, show me!
(A pull out an item)
Sister: Smallville?
Me: Shut up, Smallville is cool!
Sister: Uh-huh.
Me: Fuck ya, I'm not showing you what else I bought.
Sister: I'm strangely ok with that decision.
(pause)
Me: Ok, I want to show you.
(I pull out the other item)
Sister: I have no idea who that is.
Me: Paul Potts?
Sister: Yeah, no idea.
Me: You know that show America's Got Talent?
Sister: Yeah.
Me: There's a UK version, Britain's Got Talent. This guy won the show. He's a pudgy, dumpy Welsh cell phone salesman who sings opera.
Sister: Uh… ok?
Me: He's really good. The guy's extraordinary.
Sister: Hm.
Me: I like to think of myself as a sensitive guy, right? But still, I'm not especially mushy-headed. This guy, his voice… when I hear him sing, I get teary-eyed.
(pause)
Sister: Uh… ok!
(pause)
Me: Yeah, alright, fuck ya then.
Sister: heh. I'm not judging!
Me: You're just… processing.
Sister: That's a lot to take in.
(pause)
Me: Yeah, alright, fuck ya then.
Sister: Ok!
Me: Ok iloveyoubye!