The Chicken: Hey, Mom, we learned a new song today.

Bunny: Oh, yeah?

Chicken: Yeah!

Bunny: Do you want to sing it for me?

Chicken: (singing) Do your ears hang low, do your ears hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears, hang, low?

Bunny: That's pretty good, Buddy. I like that song.

Me: Is that how it's supposed to go?

Chicken: Yeah, it goes like this:
(singing) Do your ears hang low, do your ears hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears, hang, low?

Me: That's not the version I know.

Bunny: How does your version go?

Me: (singing) Do you balls hang low, do your–

Bunny: Nevermind!