Tag archives for stupidity

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Grocery gaffe: hams for Hanukkah

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Man tries to deposit fake $1 million bill

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State Report: Texas Has Too Many Reports

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My day is now complete

I think that aging, airheaded coke whore was just hitting on me. My day is now complete.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Maybe it's just me

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the quality of bathroom stall graffiti has really declined in recent years. An example from the men's room at my local Wal-Mart:

Your a fag!

No, YOUR a fag!

You're both retarded. It's YOU'RE. Fags.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Omen!

I left the house without my car keys this morning, and locked the door behind me. ZOMG Omen!!1! (Thank God for spare keys.)

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Dry Cleaners in $54M Pants Suit Closes

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Football Rivalry at Center of Near-Castration

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Oh noes!

My ISP was down for five hours today. Idiots with backhoes should never play near fiber optic trunks.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Uh… doy… um…

A woman just asked me for directions. I briefly forgot on which street I live.