Hair stylist: What kind of shampoo do you use?

Me: I don't know. Whatever The Bunny buys.

Stylist: You should get her to buy [can't remember the name].

Me: Yeah?

Stylist: Yeah, it'll help make your hair thicker again.

(silence)

Stylist: Um… or not!

*****

Guy at cookout: They should make chickens with just wings and skin. That's all I want. Somebody should genetic engineer that.

*****

(I'm fiddling with a new telephone.)

Bunny: I look pretty today.

(silence)

Bunny: I look pretty today.

(silence)

Bunny: I look pretty today.

Me: Yes! You look very pretty today!

Bunny: Yeah, I think so too.