MSNBC has a retarded headline: DeLay succumbs to a poisoned chalice.

Chalice? Are they letting Dungeons & Dragons nerds write the headlines?

I know that web news headlines can be somewhat malleable things. I took a screen cap just so I don't look like an ass if/when they change it.

ABC News has a story with a headline that made me drool, at least until I figured out what they actually meant. The headline read Study Finds Exercise Helps Delay Dementia.

Yeah. So I guess I wanted it to read "DeLay dementia."