The Chicken: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

Chicken: If you had a magic genie lamp with three wishes, what would you wish for?

Me: Easy. More wishes.

Chicken: I'd wish for a year's supply of moon rings.

Me: You know they're "mood" rings, right?

Chicken: Yeah, moon rings.

Me: Mood. Mood rings. Em oh oh dee. Mood rings.

Chicken: Yeah yeah, mood rings. I want a year's supply of mood rings.

Me: You know that's like, one ring, right?

Chicken: What?

Me: Mood rings aren't consumable items.

Chicken: What's that mean?

Me: A mood ring lasts pretty much forever. It doesn't expire or spoil. You don't use them up. A year's supply is one mood ring.

Chicken: No, Dad! I want 365 different moon rings so I can wear a new one every day.

Me: Mood rings.

Chicken: Moooood rings!

Me: heh. Ok! So that's really your first wish?

Chicken: I want lots of mood rings.

Me: I would have thought your first wish would be super powers.

Chicken: That's a good idea. I want super powers for my second wish.

Me: What about your third wish?

Chicken: More wishes.

Me: Good plan.

Chicken: You know what I'd want for my next wish?

Me: What's that?

Chicken: A swimming pool full of taffy.